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Strictul necesar
Cu cât mai lejer cu atât mai bine. Când n-ai încotro însă, iar strictul necesar impune mai multe... straturi, n-ai ce face! Iarna, mai ales, te-apucă pandaliile de când te hotărăşti şi până reuşeşti să ieşi din casă, tot îmbrăcându-te. Pune şi-aia, pune şi-ailaltă, fular, mănuşi, glugă, trage, potriveşte, încheie...
„Încheie!!!” – eh, aici apar... năbădăile. Dumneavoastră ce preferaţi?
„Dispozitiv format din două şiruri de dinţi, ce se îmbucă unii în alţii cu ajutorul unei mici piese mobile, folosit pentru încheiere”. Aşa zice de fermoar la scriptură! La... DEX.
La „Mercerie” e mai simplu:
- De care doriţi: de plastic ori de metal?
- De-un metru!
De „şliţ” încercaţi direct la croitor – stocurile sunt încă în parametri; după inererentele peticiri cotidiene, înlocuirea nasturilor de la pantaloni cu fermoar fiind principala activitate a meşterilor din ziua de azi. Care-ar fi avantajul? Păi în primul rând... câştigi o mână. E drept că n-am întâlnit încă persoana care să nu-şi fi prins vreodată... ceva în fermoar; cât despre comoditate, eficienţă şi... obişnuinţă însă, toată stima pentru... iluminatul care s-o fi gândit cândva să pună fermoar la blugi şi întreg dispreţul de care sunt capabil pentru nefericitul căruia i-a trecut prin cap să se întoarcă la nasturi.
O istorie a fermoarului de pe site-ul about.com identifica începuturile agregatului încă de la mijlocul secolului al XIX-lea, însă subliniază că – deşi întru-totul binefăcător – a fost nevoie de vreo 80 de ani ca să înceapă să intre regulat în vieţile pământenilor. Abia în 1937 fermoarul a caştigat definitiv bătălia cu nasturii, când creatorii francezi de haine, care dădeau şi pe atunci tonul în moda internaţională, l-au preferat finalmente în componenţa pantalonilor... Pe urmă bag seama că s-or mai fi răzgândit, de avem astăzi un oarecare... armistiţiu (sau echilibru) între fermoar şi nasture.
Deşi în alte cazuri... de-astea n-am auzit de vreo reclamaţie, atenţie totuşi, domnilor, la tonul dumneaei din momentul în care vă cere să-i închideţi un fermoar înainte de a pleca... la o... serată..., recepţie..., sindrofie – ăsta-i cuvântul. Dacă zice „te rog, încheie-mă şi pe mine” înseamnă doar că n-ajunge – deci o să meargă uns! Dacă scapără însă un „închide-mi... naibii şi mie fermoarul ăsta nenorocit” înseamnă că e vorba de ceva kile-n plus – se recomandă deci prudenţă, delicateţe şi multă, multă... condescendenţă. Eventual fermoar la gură... (La cizme nu vă băgaţi, e suficient să i le dăm cu cremă – cei care aţi făcut armata să nu pomeneniţi de lustru, că... se ia!).
Un lucru mai am de spus şi cu asta am... încheiat. Doamnelor şi domnilor, fiind an electoral şi găsindu-ne oarecum în situaţia de a identifica o ordine a priorităţilor (adică de ce-avem nevoie mai abitir – de şoşoni comozi ca să nu... sărim din ghete; de svetere multe şi mărunte, că mai bine să ai de unde scoate; sau de... viteză la prohab), nu ezitaţi: votaţi FERMOARUL – singurii dinţi care nu muşcă! Doar pişcă...
Inundaţii în Australia
Miercuri a avut loc deschiderea ediţiei a 18-a a Târgului Internaţional Gaudeamus - Carte de Învăţătură, organizat de Radio România.
Liderii europeni au sporit marţi, presiunea asupra Greciei, nemulţumiţi de anunţul surpriză al premierului elen privind organizarea unui referendum pe tema planului de salvare.
În pofida eforturilor, aproximativ 4 milioane de americani continuă să nu aibă curent electric, după căderile masive de zăpadă din ultimele zile.
Un tribunal din Kiev a condamnat-o pe Iulia Timoşenko, la şapte ani de închisoare, într-un proces în care era acuzată de abuz de putere.
Steve Jobs, fost director general şi cofondator al Apple, a decedat miercuri la vârsta de 56 de ani, în urma unor grave probleme de sănătate.
Poetul suedez Tomas Tranströmer a primit premiul Nobel 2011 pentru literatură, datorită imaginilor condensate şi translucide oferă un acces proaspăt la realitate, după cum au explicat reprezentanţii comitetului Nobel.
După trei ani de amânări şi costuri de miliarde de dolari, compania Boeing a livrat primul 787 Dreamliner grupului japonez All Nippon Airways. Vezi în ştire o galerie foto cu noul avion.
În statul american Georgia a fost executat Troy Davis, condamnat la moarte într-un caz care a atras atenţia internaţională, după formularea unor îndoieli în ce priveşte modul în care ar fi fost instrumentat cazul.
Cadavrele a cel puţin 35 de persoane au fost găsite abandonate pe o şosea dintr-un oraş din estul Mexicului. Persoanele găsite sunt suspectate de legături cu grupări criminale organizate, informează AFP.
La 101 ani, Vasile Arsene povestește cum a luptat, cum a căzut prizonier și cum a scăpat de moarte în război.
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| SELECT `Comment`.`id`, `Comment`.`headline`, `Comment`.`text`, `Comment`.`user_id`, `Comment`.`nume`, `Comment`.`email`, `Comment`.`active`, `Comment`.`added`, `Comment`.`modified`, `Comment`.`rrapage_id`, `Comment`.`ipaddr`, `Comment`.`parent` FROM `comments` AS `Comment` WHERE `Comment`.`rrapage_id` = (41291) | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| SELECT `Tag`.`id`, `Tag`.`tag`, `Tag`.`longname`, `RrapagesTag`.`id`, `RrapagesTag`.`rrapage_id`, `RrapagesTag`.`tag_id` FROM `tags` AS `Tag` JOIN `rrapages_tags` AS `RrapagesTag` ON (`RrapagesTag`.`rrapage_id` = 41291 AND `RrapagesTag`.`tag_id` = `Tag`.`id`) | 1 | 1 | 0 | |
| SELECT `Rrapage`.`id`, `Rrapage`.`category_id`, `Rrapage`.`name`, `Rrapage`.`titlevideo`, `Rrapage`.`titleimg`, `Rrapage`.`titleimg2`, `Rrapage`.`titleimg3`, `Rrapage`.`summary`, `Rrapage`.`cvideo`, `Rrapage`.`caudio`, `Rrapage`.`text`, `Rrapage`.`added`, `Rrapage`.`modified`, `Rrapage`.`active`, `Rrapage`.`tags`, `Rrapage`.`author_id`, `Rrapage`.`pagtype_id`, `Rrapage`.`toppage`, `Rrapage`.`ordine`, `Rrapage`.`videogallery_id`, `Rrapage`.`ordinecategorie`, `Rrapage`.`top5`, `Rrapage`.`views`, `Rrapage`.`comentarii`, `Rrapage`.`related`, `Rrapage`.`comentabil`, `Rrapage`.`poll_id`, `Rrapage`.`fact1`, `Rrapage`.`fact2`, `Rrapage`.`fact1type`, `Rrapage`.`fact2type`, `Rrapage`.`fact1pos`, `Rrapage`.`fact2pos`, `Rrapage`.`is_breakingnews`, `Author`.`id`, `Author`.`name`, `Author`.`added`, `Author`.`picture`, `Author`.`picture_on`, `Pagtype`.`id`, `Pagtype`.`name`, `Pagtype`.`added`, `Category`.`id`, `Category`.`name`, `Category`.`cattype_id`, `Category`.`parent_id`, `Category`.`haschildren`, `Category`.`ordine`, `Category`.`active`, `Category`.`apare`, `Category`.`arhiva`, `Videogallery`.`id`, `Videogallery`.`name`, `Videogallery`.`active`, `Videogallery`.`ext`, `Videogallery`.`added`, `Videogallery`.`home`, `Videogallery`.`ordine`, `Videogallery`.`t_stamp`, `Videogallery`.`summary`, `Videogallery`.`views` FROM `rrapages` AS `Rrapage` LEFT JOIN `authors` AS `Author` ON (`Rrapage`.`author_id` = `Author`.`id`) LEFT JOIN `pagtypes` AS `Pagtype` ON (`Rrapage`.`pagtype_id` = `Pagtype`.`id`) LEFT JOIN `categories` AS `Category` ON (`Rrapage`.`category_id` = `Category`.`id`) LEFT JOIN `videogalleries` AS `Videogallery` ON (`Rrapage`.`videogallery_id` = `Videogallery`.`id`) WHERE `Rrapage`.`category_id` = 11 AND `Rrapage`.`active` = '1' ORDER BY `Rrapage`.`ordinecategorie` DESC LIMIT 1 | 1 | 1 | 30 | maybe slow |
| SELECT `Comment`.`id`, `Comment`.`headline`, `Comment`.`text`, `Comment`.`user_id`, `Comment`.`nume`, `Comment`.`email`, `Comment`.`active`, `Comment`.`added`, `Comment`.`modified`, `Comment`.`rrapage_id`, `Comment`.`ipaddr`, `Comment`.`parent` FROM `comments` AS `Comment` WHERE `Comment`.`rrapage_id` = (41324) | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| SELECT `Tag`.`id`, `Tag`.`tag`, `Tag`.`longname`, `RrapagesTag`.`id`, `RrapagesTag`.`rrapage_id`, `RrapagesTag`.`tag_id` FROM `tags` AS `Tag` JOIN `rrapages_tags` AS `RrapagesTag` ON (`RrapagesTag`.`rrapage_id` = 41324 AND `RrapagesTag`.`tag_id` = `Tag`.`id`) | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| SELECT `Promoitem`.`id`, `Promoitem`.`promo_id`, `Promoitem`.`pozitie`, `Promoitem`.`desturl`, `Promoitem`.`image`, `Promo`.`id`, `Promo`.`name`, `Promo`.`description`, `Promo`.`width`, `Promo`.`height` FROM `promoitems` AS `Promoitem` LEFT JOIN `promos` AS `Promo` ON (`Promoitem`.`promo_id` = `Promo`.`id`) WHERE `Promo`.`id` = 11 ORDER BY `Promoitem`.`pozitie` Asc | 2 | 2 | 0 | |
| SELECT `Promoitem`.`id`, `Promoitem`.`promo_id`, `Promoitem`.`pozitie`, `Promoitem`.`desturl`, `Promoitem`.`image`, `Promo`.`id`, `Promo`.`name`, `Promo`.`description`, `Promo`.`width`, `Promo`.`height` FROM `promoitems` AS `Promoitem` LEFT JOIN `promos` AS `Promo` ON (`Promoitem`.`promo_id` = `Promo`.`id`) WHERE `Promo`.`id` = 3 ORDER BY `Promoitem`.`pozitie` Asc | 1 | 1 | 0 | |
| SELECT `Grila`.`zi`, `Grila`.`emisiune`, `Grila`.`start`, `Grila`.`end` FROM `grilas` AS `Grila` WHERE ((`Grila`.`zi` = '5') AND (`Grila`.`start` < '02:59') AND (`Grila`.`end` > '02:59')) LIMIT 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| SELECT `Programzile`.`id`, `Programzile`.`zi`, `Programzile`.`zilong` FROM `programziles` AS `Programzile` WHERE `Programzile`.`zi` = date(now()) LIMIT 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | |
| SELECT `Programitem`.`id`, `Programitem`.`programzile_id`, `Programitem`.`extid`, `Programitem`.`hour`, `Programitem`.`endt`, `Programitem`.`duration`, `Programitem`.`program_type`, `Programitem`.`title`, `Programitem`.`short_desc`, `Programitem`.`long_desc`, `Programitem`.`image1`, `Programitem`.`image2`, `Programitem`.`recommend`, `Programzile`.`id`, `Programzile`.`zi`, `Programzile`.`zilong` FROM `programitems` AS `Programitem` LEFT JOIN `programziles` AS `Programzile` ON (`Programitem`.`programzile_id` = `Programzile`.`id`) WHERE `Programitem`.`programzile_id` = 1004 AND `Programitem`.`hour` <= '02:59' ORDER BY `Programitem`.`hour` desc LIMIT 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | |
| SELECT `Programitem`.`id`, `Programitem`.`programzile_id`, `Programitem`.`extid`, `Programitem`.`hour`, `Programitem`.`endt`, `Programitem`.`duration`, `Programitem`.`program_type`, `Programitem`.`title`, `Programitem`.`short_desc`, `Programitem`.`long_desc`, `Programitem`.`image1`, `Programitem`.`image2`, `Programitem`.`recommend`, `Programzile`.`id`, `Programzile`.`zi`, `Programzile`.`zilong` FROM `programitems` AS `Programitem` LEFT JOIN `programziles` AS `Programzile` ON (`Programitem`.`programzile_id` = `Programzile`.`id`) WHERE `Programitem`.`programzile_id` = 1004 AND `Programitem`.`hour` >= '02:59' ORDER BY `Programitem`.`hour` asc LIMIT 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | |
| SELECT `Promoitem`.`id`, `Promoitem`.`promo_id`, `Promoitem`.`pozitie`, `Promoitem`.`desturl`, `Promoitem`.`image`, `Promo`.`id`, `Promo`.`name`, `Promo`.`description`, `Promo`.`width`, `Promo`.`height` FROM `promoitems` AS `Promoitem` LEFT JOIN `promos` AS `Promo` ON (`Promoitem`.`promo_id` = `Promo`.`id`) WHERE `Promo`.`id` = 1 ORDER BY `Promoitem`.`pozitie` Asc | 2 | 2 | 0 | |
| SELECT `Promoitem`.`id`, `Promoitem`.`promo_id`, `Promoitem`.`pozitie`, `Promoitem`.`desturl`, `Promoitem`.`image`, `Promo`.`id`, `Promo`.`name`, `Promo`.`description`, `Promo`.`width`, `Promo`.`height` FROM `promoitems` AS `Promoitem` LEFT JOIN `promos` AS `Promo` ON (`Promoitem`.`promo_id` = `Promo`.`id`) WHERE `Promoitem`.`promo_id` = 12 ORDER BY `Promoitem`.`pozitie` asc | 6 | 6 | 0 | |
| SELECT `Rrapage`.`id`, `Rrapage`.`category_id`, `Rrapage`.`name`, `Rrapage`.`titlevideo`, `Rrapage`.`titleimg`, `Rrapage`.`titleimg2`, `Rrapage`.`titleimg3`, `Rrapage`.`summary`, `Rrapage`.`cvideo`, `Rrapage`.`caudio`, `Rrapage`.`text`, `Rrapage`.`added`, `Rrapage`.`modified`, `Rrapage`.`active`, `Rrapage`.`tags`, `Rrapage`.`author_id`, `Rrapage`.`pagtype_id`, `Rrapage`.`toppage`, `Rrapage`.`ordine`, `Rrapage`.`videogallery_id`, `Rrapage`.`ordinecategorie`, `Rrapage`.`top5`, `Rrapage`.`views`, `Rrapage`.`comentarii`, `Rrapage`.`related`, `Rrapage`.`comentabil`, `Rrapage`.`poll_id`, `Rrapage`.`fact1`, `Rrapage`.`fact2`, `Rrapage`.`fact1type`, `Rrapage`.`fact2type`, `Rrapage`.`fact1pos`, `Rrapage`.`fact2pos`, `Rrapage`.`is_breakingnews`, `Author`.`id`, `Author`.`name`, `Author`.`added`, `Author`.`picture`, `Author`.`picture_on`, `Pagtype`.`id`, `Pagtype`.`name`, `Pagtype`.`added`, `Category`.`id`, `Category`.`name`, `Category`.`cattype_id`, `Category`.`parent_id`, `Category`.`haschildren`, `Category`.`ordine`, `Category`.`active`, `Category`.`apare`, `Category`.`arhiva`, `Videogallery`.`id`, `Videogallery`.`name`, `Videogallery`.`active`, `Videogallery`.`ext`, `Videogallery`.`added`, `Videogallery`.`home`, `Videogallery`.`ordine`, `Videogallery`.`t_stamp`, `Videogallery`.`summary`, `Videogallery`.`views` FROM `rrapages` AS `Rrapage` LEFT JOIN `authors` AS `Author` ON (`Rrapage`.`author_id` = `Author`.`id`) LEFT JOIN `pagtypes` AS `Pagtype` ON (`Rrapage`.`pagtype_id` = `Pagtype`.`id`) LEFT JOIN `categories` AS `Category` ON (`Rrapage`.`category_id` = `Category`.`id`) LEFT JOIN `videogalleries` AS `Videogallery` ON (`Rrapage`.`videogallery_id` = `Videogallery`.`id`) WHERE `Rrapage`.`id` = 38229 LIMIT 1 | 1 | 1 | 2 | maybe slow |
| SELECT `Comment`.`id`, `Comment`.`headline`, `Comment`.`text`, `Comment`.`user_id`, `Comment`.`nume`, `Comment`.`email`, `Comment`.`active`, `Comment`.`added`, `Comment`.`modified`, `Comment`.`rrapage_id`, `Comment`.`ipaddr`, `Comment`.`parent` FROM `comments` AS `Comment` WHERE `Comment`.`rrapage_id` = (38229) | 0 | 0 | 1 | maybe slow |
| SELECT `Tag`.`id`, `Tag`.`tag`, `Tag`.`longname`, `RrapagesTag`.`id`, `RrapagesTag`.`rrapage_id`, `RrapagesTag`.`tag_id` FROM `tags` AS `Tag` JOIN `rrapages_tags` AS `RrapagesTag` ON (`RrapagesTag`.`rrapage_id` = 38229 AND `RrapagesTag`.`tag_id` = `Tag`.`id`) | 1 | 1 | 1 | |
| SELECT `Category`.`name`, `Category`.`cattype_id`, `Category`.`id` FROM `categories` AS `Category` LEFT JOIN `cattypes` AS `CategoryType` ON (`Category`.`cattype_id` = `CategoryType`.`id`) LEFT JOIN `categories` AS `ParentCategory` ON (`Category`.`parent_id` = `ParentCategory`.`id`) WHERE `Category`.`id` = 17 LIMIT 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | |
| SELECT `Rrapage`.`name`, `Rrapage`.`id`, `Rrapage`.`added`, `Rrapage`.`caudio`, `Rrapage`.`cvideo`, `Rrapage`.`videogallery_id`, `Rrapage`.`titleimg`, `Rrapage`.`titleimg2`, `Rrapage`.`summary` FROM `rrapages` AS `Rrapage` LEFT JOIN `authors` AS `Author` ON (`Rrapage`.`author_id` = `Author`.`id`) LEFT JOIN `pagtypes` AS `Pagtype` ON (`Rrapage`.`pagtype_id` = `Pagtype`.`id`) LEFT JOIN `categories` AS `Category` ON (`Rrapage`.`category_id` = `Category`.`id`) LEFT JOIN `videogalleries` AS `Videogallery` ON (`Rrapage`.`videogallery_id` = `Videogallery`.`id`) WHERE `Rrapage`.`pagtype_id` = 3 AND `Rrapage`.`category_id` = 17 AND `Rrapage`.`active` = '1' AND NOT (`Rrapage`.`id` = 38229) ORDER BY `Rrapage`.`toppage` DESC, `Rrapage`.`ordinecategorie` DESC, `Rrapage`.`added` DESC LIMIT 5 | 5 | 5 | 40 | maybe slow |
| SELECT `Comment`.`nume`, `Comment`.`id`, `Comment`.`added`, `Comment`.`modified`, `Comment`.`headline`, `Comment`.`text`, `Comment`.`parent` FROM `comments` AS `Comment` LEFT JOIN `rrapages` AS `Rrapage` ON (`Comment`.`rrapage_id` = `Rrapage`.`id`) WHERE `Comment`.`active` = '1' AND `Comment`.`rrapage_id` = 38229 ORDER BY `Comment`.`added` DESC LIMIT 100 | 0 | 0 | 1 | maybe slow |
| SELECT `Poll`.`id`, `Poll`.`name`, `Poll`.`active`, `Poll`.`rrapage_id`, `Rrapage`.`id`, `Rrapage`.`category_id`, `Rrapage`.`name`, `Rrapage`.`titlevideo`, `Rrapage`.`titleimg`, `Rrapage`.`titleimg2`, `Rrapage`.`titleimg3`, `Rrapage`.`summary`, `Rrapage`.`cvideo`, `Rrapage`.`caudio`, `Rrapage`.`text`, `Rrapage`.`added`, `Rrapage`.`modified`, `Rrapage`.`active`, `Rrapage`.`tags`, `Rrapage`.`author_id`, `Rrapage`.`pagtype_id`, `Rrapage`.`toppage`, `Rrapage`.`ordine`, `Rrapage`.`videogallery_id`, `Rrapage`.`ordinecategorie`, `Rrapage`.`top5`, `Rrapage`.`views`, `Rrapage`.`comentarii`, `Rrapage`.`related`, `Rrapage`.`comentabil`, `Rrapage`.`poll_id`, `Rrapage`.`fact1`, `Rrapage`.`fact2`, `Rrapage`.`fact1type`, `Rrapage`.`fact2type`, `Rrapage`.`fact1pos`, `Rrapage`.`fact2pos`, `Rrapage`.`is_breakingnews` FROM `polls` AS `Poll` LEFT JOIN `rrapages` AS `Rrapage` ON (`Poll`.`rrapage_id` = `Rrapage`.`id`) WHERE `Poll`.`id` = 0 LIMIT 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | |
| SELECT `Pollsvote`.`id`, `Pollsvote`.`poll_id`, `Pollsvote`.`pollsoption_id`, `Pollsvote`.`ipaddress`, `Pollsvote`.`added`, `Poll`.`id`, `Poll`.`name`, `Poll`.`active`, `Poll`.`rrapage_id`, `Pollsoption`.`id`, `Pollsoption`.`name`, `Pollsoption`.`poll_id` FROM `pollsvotes` AS `Pollsvote` LEFT JOIN `polls` AS `Poll` ON (`Pollsvote`.`poll_id` = `Poll`.`id`) LEFT JOIN `pollsoptions` AS `Pollsoption` ON (`Pollsvote`.`pollsoption_id` = `Pollsoption`.`id`) WHERE `Pollsvote`.`poll_id` = 0 AND `Pollsvote`.`ipaddress` = '38.107.179.213' LIMIT 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| UPDATE `rrapages` AS `Rrapage` LEFT JOIN `authors` AS `Author` ON (`Rrapage`.`author_id` = `Author`.`id`) LEFT JOIN `pagtypes` AS `Pagtype` ON (`Rrapage`.`pagtype_id` = `Pagtype`.`id`) LEFT JOIN `categories` AS `Category` ON (`Rrapage`.`category_id` = `Category`.`id`) LEFT JOIN `videogalleries` AS `Videogallery` ON (`Rrapage`.`videogallery_id` = `Videogallery`.`id`) SET `Rrapage`.`views` = 254 WHERE `Rrapage`.`id` = 38229 | 1 | 1 | 1 | |
| SELECT `RrapagesTag`.`tag_id` FROM `rrapages_tags` AS `RrapagesTag` WHERE `rrapage_id` = 38229 | 1 | 1 | 1 | |
| SELECT `RrapagesTag`.`rrapage_id` FROM `rrapages_tags` AS `RrapagesTag` WHERE tag_id = (32596) AND NOT (`RrapagesTag`.`rrapage_id` = 38229) LIMIT 5 | 0 | 0 | 1 | maybe slow |
| SELECT `Rrapage`.`name`, `Rrapage`.`summary`, `Rrapage`.`titleimg2`, `Rrapage`.`id`, `Rrapage`.`added`, `Rrapage`.`cvideo`, `Rrapage`.`caudio`, `Rrapage`.`videogallery_id` FROM `rrapages` AS `Rrapage` LEFT JOIN `authors` AS `Author` ON (`Rrapage`.`author_id` = `Author`.`id`) LEFT JOIN `pagtypes` AS `Pagtype` ON (`Rrapage`.`pagtype_id` = `Pagtype`.`id`) LEFT JOIN `categories` AS `Category` ON (`Rrapage`.`category_id` = `Category`.`id`) LEFT JOIN `videogalleries` AS `Videogallery` ON (`Rrapage`.`videogallery_id` = `Videogallery`.`id`) WHERE `Rrapage`.`pagtype_id` = 2 AND `Rrapage`.`active` = '1' AND `Rrapage`.`id` IS NULL ORDER BY `Rrapage`.`toppage` DESC, `Rrapage`.`ordine` DESC, `Rrapage`.`added` DESC LIMIT 10 | 0 | 0 | 1 | maybe slow |
| SELECT `Rrapage`.`id`, `Rrapage`.`category_id`, `Rrapage`.`name`, `Rrapage`.`titlevideo`, `Rrapage`.`titleimg`, `Rrapage`.`titleimg2`, `Rrapage`.`titleimg3`, `Rrapage`.`summary`, `Rrapage`.`cvideo`, `Rrapage`.`caudio`, `Rrapage`.`text`, `Rrapage`.`added`, `Rrapage`.`modified`, `Rrapage`.`active`, `Rrapage`.`tags`, `Rrapage`.`author_id`, `Rrapage`.`pagtype_id`, `Rrapage`.`toppage`, `Rrapage`.`ordine`, `Rrapage`.`videogallery_id`, `Rrapage`.`ordinecategorie`, `Rrapage`.`top5`, `Rrapage`.`views`, `Rrapage`.`comentarii`, `Rrapage`.`related`, `Rrapage`.`comentabil`, `Rrapage`.`poll_id`, `Rrapage`.`fact1`, `Rrapage`.`fact2`, `Rrapage`.`fact1type`, `Rrapage`.`fact2type`, `Rrapage`.`fact1pos`, `Rrapage`.`fact2pos`, `Rrapage`.`is_breakingnews`, `Author`.`id`, `Author`.`name`, `Author`.`added`, `Author`.`picture`, `Author`.`picture_on`, `Pagtype`.`id`, `Pagtype`.`name`, `Pagtype`.`added`, `Category`.`id`, `Category`.`name`, `Category`.`cattype_id`, `Category`.`parent_id`, `Category`.`haschildren`, `Category`.`ordine`, `Category`.`active`, `Category`.`apare`, `Category`.`arhiva`, `Videogallery`.`id`, `Videogallery`.`name`, `Videogallery`.`active`, `Videogallery`.`ext`, `Videogallery`.`added`, `Videogallery`.`home`, `Videogallery`.`ordine`, `Videogallery`.`t_stamp`, `Videogallery`.`summary`, `Videogallery`.`views` FROM `rrapages` AS `Rrapage` LEFT JOIN `authors` AS `Author` ON (`Rrapage`.`author_id` = `Author`.`id`) LEFT JOIN `pagtypes` AS `Pagtype` ON (`Rrapage`.`pagtype_id` = `Pagtype`.`id`) LEFT JOIN `categories` AS `Category` ON (`Rrapage`.`category_id` = `Category`.`id`) LEFT JOIN `videogalleries` AS `Videogallery` ON (`Rrapage`.`videogallery_id` = `Videogallery`.`id`) WHERE `Rrapage`.`id` = 38229 LIMIT 1 | 1 | 1 | 2 | maybe slow |
Peak Memory Use 15.93 MB
| Message | Memory use |
|---|---|
| Component initialization | 2.98 MB |
| Controller action start | 6.32 MB |
| Controller render start | 6.77 MB |
| View render complete | 8.40 MB |
Total Request Time: 663 (ms)
| Message | Time in ms | Graph |
|---|---|---|
| Core Processing (Derived from $_SERVER["REQUEST_TIME"]) | 13.13 | |
| Component initialization and startup | 318.36 | |
| Controller action | 77.73 | |
| Render Controller Action | 75.83 | |
| » Rendering View | 74.51 | |
| » » Rendering APP/View/Rrapages/view.ctp | 3.04 | |
| » » Rendering APP/View/Layouts/frontend.ctp | 54.89 |